{"id":9288,"date":"2022-03-14T18:18:36","date_gmt":"2022-03-14T22:18:36","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/eachdayisacelebration.com\/?p=9288"},"modified":"2022-03-14T18:18:36","modified_gmt":"2022-03-14T22:18:36","slug":"what-did-one-math-book-say-to-the-other","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/eachdayisacelebration.com\/?p=9288","title":{"rendered":"What did one math book say to the other?"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p>Terrible math jokes for Pi Day. And, a Pi Pie. (It&#8217;s cranberry-apple.)<\/p>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-full\"><a href=\"https:\/\/eachdayisacelebration.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/03\/PiPie.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"800\" height=\"800\" src=\"https:\/\/eachdayisacelebration.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/03\/PiPie.jpg\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-9289\" srcset=\"https:\/\/eachdayisacelebration.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/03\/PiPie.jpg 800w, https:\/\/eachdayisacelebration.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/03\/PiPie-300x300.jpg 300w, https:\/\/eachdayisacelebration.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/03\/PiPie-150x150.jpg 150w, https:\/\/eachdayisacelebration.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/03\/PiPie-768x768.jpg 768w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 800px) 100vw, 800px\" \/><\/a><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p><strong>Q: What did one math book say to the other?<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><strong>A: Don\u2019t bother me. I\u2019ve got my own problems.<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><strong>Q: Why should you never mention the number 288?<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><strong>A: Because it\u2019s two gross.<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><strong>Q: Why do plants hate math?<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><strong>A: It gives them square roots.<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><strong>Q: Why did the student get upset when the teacher called her average?<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><strong>A: It was a mean thing to say.<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><strong>Q: How do you stay warm in a cold room?<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><strong>A: Go to a corner. It\u2019s always 90 degrees.<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><strong>Q: What did the zero say to the eight?<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><strong>A: Nice belt!<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><strong>Q: Why did pi get its driver\u2019s license revoked?<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><strong>A: Because it didn\u2019t know when to stop.<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><strong>Q: What do you get when you take the sun and divide its circumference by its diameter?<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><strong>A: Pi in the sky.<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><strong>Q: What is a math teacher\u2019s favorite vacation destination?<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><strong>A: Times Square.<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><strong>Q: Have you heard the latest statistics joke?<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><strong>A: Probably.<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><strong>Q: Why is it sad that parallel lines have so much in common?<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><strong>A: Because they\u2019ll never meet.<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><strong>Q: Why is the obtuse angle upset?<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><strong>A: Because it is never right.<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><strong>Q: Why does no one ever speak to circles?<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><strong>A: Because there\u2019s no point.<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><strong>Q: What do you call friends who love math?<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><strong>A: Algebros.<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><strong>Q: Why do atheists have trouble with exponents?<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><strong>A: They don\u2019t believe in higher powers.<\/strong><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Terrible math jokes for Pi Day. And, a Pi Pie. (It&#8217;s cranberry-apple.) Q: What did one math book say to the other? A: Don\u2019t bother me. I\u2019ve got my own problems. Q: Why should you never mention the number 288? A: Because it\u2019s two gross. Q: Why do plants hate math? 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