Peirce Mill Historic Trades Festival

Peirce Mill, built in 1829 on Rock Creek, has served variously as a grain mill, sawmill, orchard, tree nursery, and tea room. Regardless of whether it has been open and in use, or closed for various renovation projects, it has consistently remained a picturesque site for hikers, bikers, and picnickers, where you often see families of ducklings on the creek in the spring. This year the Friends of Peirce Mill organized the first-ever Historic Trades Festival, with friendly, informative craftspeople and hands-on activities. Freshly-ground Peirce Mill flour used to be sold as recently as the 1970s to use for baking and pancakes. This is no longer permitted (the ground grains are now for animal use only), but on this festival day there were stands with local producers selling their wares. I learned about the Common Grain Alliance, which connects and supports small grain farmers, millers, bakers, and brewers, and I bought a pound of whole-grain grits from the FreshFarm Grain Stand (delicious!). I hope this will become an annual event.

Celebration Calendar for 2024

Dear all, here is my Each Day Is a Celebration calendar for 2024, this time a series of paintings (oil on linen) reflecting the seasons of the year through still-life, landscape, and architecture. Please contact me (eachdayisacelebration@gmail.com) if you prefer to pick up a calendar rather than have it shipped.

What did one math book say to the other?

Terrible math jokes for Pi Day. And, a Pi Pie. (It’s cranberry-apple.)

Q: What did one math book say to the other?

A: Don’t bother me. I’ve got my own problems.

Q: Why should you never mention the number 288?

A: Because it’s two gross.

Q: Why do plants hate math?

A: It gives them square roots.

Q: Why did the student get upset when the teacher called her average?

A: It was a mean thing to say.

Q: How do you stay warm in a cold room?

A: Go to a corner. It’s always 90 degrees.

Q: What did the zero say to the eight?

A: Nice belt!

Q: Why did pi get its driver’s license revoked?

A: Because it didn’t know when to stop.

Q: What do you get when you take the sun and divide its circumference by its diameter?

A: Pi in the sky.

Q: What is a math teacher’s favorite vacation destination?

A: Times Square.

Q: Have you heard the latest statistics joke?

A: Probably.

Q: Why is it sad that parallel lines have so much in common?

A: Because they’ll never meet.

Q: Why is the obtuse angle upset?

A: Because it is never right.

Q: Why does no one ever speak to circles?

A: Because there’s no point.

Q: What do you call friends who love math?

A: Algebros.

Q: Why do atheists have trouble with exponents?

A: They don’t believe in higher powers.